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Don’t think I posted this before but we actually managed to get Briar and Hildy’s personal houses across the street from each one another, so we made some retainer look-a-likes that just glare at each other.
For our gone-but-not-forgotten favorite NPCs, @onewonderfulbug‘s Foulques has turned his FC room into a spoopy Apartment of the Dead. He’s not bitter about the lancer quests or anything.
if someone protests how atom driver has ‘anxiety’ one more time after someone calls him ugly On Line i’m gonna lose it
None of these people were there for when John Boyega was attacked just for being a black man in a trailer, or when Daisy (who also has anxiety) was run off IG bc reylos couldn’t stop being racist in the comments abt Finn + Rey, or when Kellie Marie Tran experienced racism for being Asian.
It’s almost like this “support mentally ill people” comes with “as long as they’re white men” or something
holy shit what the fuck??? There is absolutely no reason to put one over the other, neither holds more importance over the other. One person’s mental illness struggles do not hold more importance over another’s?! Of course it’s completely not okay the way that other sw actors (especially poc) have been treated, and the way their mental health is disregarded, but it in no way excuses or justifies the pointless, petty insults that are constantly being thrown at Adam Driver. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. Adam Driver does not equate to his character Kylo Ren, and the character Kylo Ren does not equate to r*ylo, or the actions of people who want r*ylo to happen!! None of these people deserve some of the treatment they have received. All of these actors deserve kindness and consideration.
You know, I am not even in the Star Wars fandom, but I’ve seen this same thing on my dash multiple times from people I thought had better sense. So read what @lihgtsabers said here, guys, and maybe think about it? Because I know you can do better than this shit. jfc are you even serious right now. I’m not even in the Star Wars fandom, but I’ve seen the backlash at the racists and bullies that have attacked the cast and film. Saying it didn’t happen looks a lot like just trying to slap a cover on a glaring hypocrisy. Because of a fictional ship, no really, are you serious right now
Adam Driver is an actor. Star Wars doesn’t exist. Are you saying “support the mentally ill UNLESS they’re white men”? Because of a ship no less. A. Fictional. Fucking. Ship.
Get good or get the fuck off my dash, I’m too old for this schoolyard routine.
I love the way OP put anxiety in quotes like it isn’t a legitimate thing. Or only legitimate if they like a pretend character I guess?
Oh yeah, and btw having ANXIETY fucking sucks. Know what else fucking sucks? People who act like it’s fake.
As a youth, Undyne was a very angry soul, often prone to picking fights, lashing out, and general hotheadedness. The fire and flames that followed these incidents drew the attention of Queen Toriel Dreemurr, who summoned the young monster to the castle. There, the queen intentionally provoked Undyne’s anger and got exactly the reaction she was hoping for, with Undyne lashing out with punches and kicks and scratches. Undyne’s burning fighting spirit literally erupted the entire area with fire - the carpets, the banners, and even the stone walls. Somehow. Toriel was amazed; she had seen Determination manifest itself before, but never so strongly in a monster. She offered Undyne the chance to train with the Royal Mages, while also informing Gaster about her.
Despite the invitation to train with the Royal Mages, Undyne still sorely lacked the focus to bring her natural power under any sort of control. This led to arguments with her trainers, which led to her frustration, anger, and before long, everything was on fire again. On one of the many, many, MANY times that she ended up kicked out, she would make her way to the kitchen and fix herself some food to calm down. It wasn’t so much the eating, but the preparation that she found some form of focus in. It got to the point where she would stop attemping to join the Royal Mages altogether and spent all her free time preparing food in the royal kitchens, following every recipe, making every dish that she could.
And some of it was even edible.
But this would not deter her. She would routinely refer to the rest of the kitchen staff as ‘nerds,’ usually exaggerating the hard ‘r’ sound, and began to call herself The Royal Chef, usually emphasizing the word 'the.’ It became more or less accepted around the castle, even if the food she prepared was only average at best, with only some minor improvements to cooking techniques over the following few years.
One day, while scouring the dumpsters of Waterfall for more ingredients, Undyne met another monster named Alphys, who had recently started a TV channel devoted to imported documentaries from the surface. While initially skeptical, all it took was a single episode of Honey Pistachio Romance to get her completely hooked. From then on, Undyne never missed a second of the programs Alphys put on the air. On another meeting, however, Alphys told her that the programs that she saw were HEAVILY edited by the monarchy, but that she would be more than happy to give Undyne a private show of the uncut editions.
As the years passed, Undyne and Alphys grew closer. Their friendship bloomed into a romance. A small wedding ceremony for the two was held at the TV station, officiated by Dapperton. Undyne’s spirit shone brighter than ever when she and Alphys kissed, and so the wedding was temporarily halted while the fire brigade was called to put everything out.
Maybe it was Alphys’ influence, maybe the shows on Underground TV lacked variety, or maybe someone wanted a good laugh, but after years of calling herself The Royal Chef (and unceasingly calling everyone else nerds), Undyne was offered a TV show of her own, a cooking show so that the entire Underground could watch and learn how to prepare food, Undyne-style. Dyne with Undyne became a smash success, with monsters learning about chopping, tenderizing, chopping, roasting, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. As the show grew in popularity, the decision was made to cross-promote with the shows Alphys was producing and so Dapperton became the regular co-host in the second season.
Dyne with Undyne can still be seen every afternoon at 4PM, and admission to the live show is free. Two lucky audience members will receive one of the sleeves that Undyne flexes off of her chef’s outfit at the start of every program.
Fire is real, do not attempt.
Took all three of us to hone her down ( @tarajenkins@onewonderfulbug ) but she’s finally done. She was the only one to get requested specifically, and got requested multiple times.
Another one of the Jumbletale entries me @tarajenkins and @onewonderfulbug scripted out like a year and a half ago and never got around to actually making it.
Meet Mr. Bimbles, officially the weirdest dragon in my lair. Earlier I had mentioned my Bogsneak Diavoln was one of the tiny bogs at 0.99 meters long, which is cute. The smallest I’ve seen til today was like 0.52, 0.55.
Bimbles….is 0.46.
that’s not the weirdest thing on him though?
He’s less that half Dia’s size and has a bigger wingspan than him. (Also weighs close to Dia wtf lol)
tara and i’s vision how this small flappy boy walks
Relics of bygone eras litter the world, untouched by the people of Eorzea and beyond. Tomes containing forbidden spells of Mhachi sorcery, void-touched blades, and ancient Allagan Constructs of unimaginable power are but the tip of such relics, a taste of the knowledge and power hidden within the realm. The leaders of Eorzea would leave them in the mud, hidden away if only in fear of what they do not understand. But one collective drives to unearth these items, in the pursuit of knowledge, power, and prosperity so that they might share them with the world (and to the highest bidder): The Exchange.
The Exchange, to the public eye, is an archaeological excavation team looking to uncover the mysteries of the past that they might better the future of the world. However, to those familiar with the underground, the company has a much more clandestine purpose. The Exchange believes in sharing these antiquities with equally open and inquisitive minds - for the right price, of course. Instead of handing their findings over to the powers that be, so that they might be locked away in a vault or put on display in a museum, the company seeks to truly share their knowledge with the world by selling it to the highest bidder. Items of vast and unimaginable power make for rather impressive coin, and excavations don’t come cheap.
We the collective of The Exchange seek others as insatiable, that long for veracity, who desire to discover powerful truths. Arise from the horde of ignorance and above the deceptive fog of the Eorzean’s censorship - that which prevents you from seeing and understanding the truth. Join us in unveiling the secrets of the past, the undiscovered, and the long since forbidden so that we as a people can grow toward a more prepared future. Those who understand that knowledge is power – contact us. We want you on our team, here at The Exchange.
The Exchange is a rank 8, chaotic evil, heavy roleplay free company on the Mateus realm, based on an organization of freelance ‘knowledge-seekers’ that specialize retrieving and recovering rare antiquities and then selling them on the underground market to further forbidden Allagan sciences, unbeknownst to the public.
We own a large mansion in Shirogane, and are working hard towards our first airship, which is going quite smoothly. We have events planned, and story lines ready to go, and plan on hosting our grand opening very soon.
We’re currently recruiting a bit to bolster our ranks before we get into anything too deep, and are looking for scientists, archaeologists, criminals and house employees! Not sure if your character quite fits our theme? Please, contact us and we can talk about it and work something out! We’re very open to suggestions and ideas.
If interested, please contact one of the leaders through the following:
