So this is apparently a thing. In case you can’t read it, it goes as follows:

I want to begin by apologizing to anyone who has been offended by my jokes or comments. I am truly and deeply sorry.  I have learned that I need to be more respectful and pick my words more carefully whenever I talk to anyone on any medium.   To those who were offended by anything I said in the past, I apologize.  

I also want to address the allegations that have been made about me.  I have never sexually touched a minor and I categorically deny any such allegation.

Looking forward, I have deactivated my social media, and my .coms point to nothing. I have cancelled all my con appearances and now take my leave.

It is my sincerest hope that you will accept my apology.  I am truly and deeply sorry.

Basically, what it boils down to is this: “I’m sorry that I got caught and my words are coming back to bite me in the ass.”

I love it. Nothing about being sorry for being an abusive, manipulative manchild. Just sorry that he got caught and now he’s going to disappear, because apparently the threat of lawyers didn’t fucking work. I have to wonder if his uncle laughed in his face again. Or maybe it was his copyright lawyers. Either way, absolutely no balls to admit to the shit he’s done.

Oh, and also, considering the evidence against him, he’s decided to go out on a lie, talking about having never sexually touched a minor.

Once again, a typical showing from Bryon Beaubien. Take as little responsibility as possible, try and save as much face as you can to your fanbase, who still blindly defends you, then run away when the heat becomes too much to handle. Fuck you. Your words, as always, amount to little more than shit on a napkin.

Get out. Stay out. And I hope to God that the next human interaction you have will be with the boys in blue.