So fun fact, I am completely repulsed by the taste of coffee.

Back in kindergarden, when we were learning about the five senses, the teacher passed around samples of stuff to taste and smell. One of the things was a tiny cup of ground coffee. My little 5 year old dumbass self tried to eat it. It didn’t go well.

So now any time I even taste like…trace amounts of coffee, like at all, my body is just like NOPE NOPE NOPE.

And the morning I took a giant swig of what I thought was my chocolate milk. Instead is was a cold mocha cappuccino thing and it tasted like betrayal.