I take my Hildibranding seriously okay

Why I love playing NPCs (and /gpose), exhibits A, B, and C, featuring my Balmung!Hildy’s three class glamours: the usual (MNK), Costa Del Sol disguise (MCH), and of course “Guvnor” Pirate!Hildy from 1.0 ( probably RDM even though they semi-borked me on the pants >> ). The thing that always tickles me is that people rarely approach me when he’s in his disguise glamours, they really do work! ( Except on Briardien. >:C )

Bonus reason: Being confused during Hildibrand quest cutscenes when I can’t see gloves and the actual Hildy is not mugging or toasty:

– but it’s still all good when he is lmao

Also I may be late to the party, but did little Hildy learn that pose from freaking Senor Sabotender?

If not, headcanon accepted >>