Leslie Knope.

I have no fear.

Sue Perkins, Mel Giedroyc, Mary Berry, and Paul Hollywood. I might be a little worried.

Houdini and Doyle.

I feel confident.

The Golden Girls. #ciner1013 was right, I should have been watching Daredevil

Love It or List It. I’m doomed, but my grave will be in a fantastic location with a gorgeous view, and the funeral service and luncheon after will be beautiful and elegant.

I last watched Daredevil. Thank god, I’m safe!

the magicians. i honestly don’t know if i’m going to be ok or not.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine. I’ll be rescued, but in the process three drug dealers, the Pontiac Bandit, and a corgi will make their getaways while a warehouse burns down and someone ends up wearing a bunny suit.

I caught two thirds of an episode of Metalocalypse. Damage will be extraordinary and I will likely die of burst eardrums, unless for some reason the accountant feels I ought to survive. 

A friend of mine and I just binge-watched Fringe. The good news is, we’ll be fine. The bad news is, the collateral damage may exceed two universes.

it was almost FMA but then it was 11.22.63 instead FUCK FUCK FUCK I’M DOOMED

dragon ball super. it’s gonna be entertaining to watch at least

i last watched agents of shield

you only think you kidnaped me actually it’s part of a clever scheme to get you to reveal your hydra contacts and now the building is surrounded good luck

Arrested Development. I am fucked.

Garnet. 

I’m in good loving hands.

Walking Dead. That’s a hot mess of characters, part of which are trying to save me, part responsible for the kidnapping, and part trying to eat me.

Osomatsu-san. I am so fucked…

Rick and Morty. Im very afraid

I’m re-watching the kidnapping episode of Angie Tribeca right now, and I think that means I have an obligation to reblog.

Anyway… everyone dies unless TBS renews us? (Go watch Angie Tribeca. It is the goofiest and best thing ever.)

The night manager.  Excellent.  Tom Hiddleston is saving me.  :3

Daredevil. WHOO.