larrrrrrystylinson

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

 

SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

larrrrrrystylinson

NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK 

 

SOMEONE HELP. 

larrrrrrystylinson

NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE 

I PROMISE. 

captainjamestklrk

I’M 1000% DONE.

“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI 

 

DON’T. 

GO. 

CAGE. 

starsfallinreverie

birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam

morebarkthanbite

@kasunshine

kasunshine

I have an african grey named Echo.

When we visited granny, she would mess with her old cocker spaniel Missy.

She climbed to the lower part outside her cage and said in Granny’s voice “Missy! C’mere! I got a treat! C’mere!”

Missy waddled over and sniffed Echo super confused. Echo nipped her nose and cackled in Granny’s voice when Missy yelped and ran away. :l