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OKAY FINE here is a GOOD BOY doing a happy in his sweet-ass FC apartment with his eleFUNt and 99% accurate canon gear because Square said fu we do what we want and gave a Paladin DRG-only armor
Here he is having cookies and chill
And here he is being the heckin WoL we all know he is
he is my TINY TRUST Square do not betray me again >:|
Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them
my granda was in the IRA
my dad catered a party for Taylor Swift’s parents and heard her sing when she was like 10 I think
My cousin is dating the older brother of the lead actress in the new Pacific rim movie.
My coworker’s brother is college roommates with Matt Damon’s nephew
My great-grandmother was in a play with Basil Rathbone
My mom sat next to John Wayne on an airplane once and asked him to sign her Bible.
My 8th grade science teacher’s daughter was an actress and did those “Disney 411” bits. Hilary Duff slept over their house one time.
Oh! Just remembered! A substitute biology teacher in 8th grade spent an entire period gushing about his daughter, the actress. She was the brunette, glasses-wearing girl in the 2002 Spider-Man film who told Peter “don’t even think about it” on the bus.
I sang in a church choir with Lady Gaga’s uncle. My mom says he makes really strong pomegranate martinis.
My mom grew up next to Wayne Gretzsky’s wife’s grandmother.
so many, given what my mom does for a living, but i think my favorite truly random one is that i used to be kinda friendly with steve buscemi’s wife because she was good buddies with my boss at the time, and i met him a couple times
my mom got trapped on an elevator in philadelphia with robert redford.
my dad helped anderson cooper on a project in the early 2000s and helped with an event linda tripp was involved with
my great grandpa was also in the ira and one time my mom had tea with christian bale at his own house without realizing who he was
my grandpa worked for a high-end mens’ clothing store and sold suits to a ton of famous people… nixon, salvador dali… he knew cary grant really well, as in cary grant had his home phone number in case of any clothing emergencies.
also my dad sat behind mia farrow at mass once! it was in the midst of the whole woody allen court case and she wore sunglasses the whole time. they did the sign of peace.
My high school biology teacher went to school with Tom Hanks
My friends mom had a prosthetic mold of Matt Damon’s hand in the kitchen. Though thats because she worked in the industry, but i got to see matt Damon’s fake hand.
I have lots from working in film for that 2-3 year stint of my life (including: Jonathan Rhys Daives getting into an argument with me about sheep while we were both having a beer, ray liota awkwardly rubbing my shaved head, giving Selma Blair a gift for her baby, having oddly dad-esque conversations with David Hasslehoff) but out of all of these the one that always makes me ??? at myself cause the world is weird is this one time I was working on a fashion shoot at this mansion and it turned out it was Grimes’ mom’s house.
Oh also I have an actress I worked on a show with on my facebook and she randomly likes my posts sometimes and shes like… one of those actresses you have never heard of but has been in 200 things so you have Seen her. Oh also the female members of Mother Mother have worn my clothes, I forgot about that.
My brother is friends with Voltaire’s son Mars (the musician Voltaire, otherwise that would be really fucking odd), and my mom was hit on by Walter Koenig and James Doohan back when she worked at the local Trekkie conventions. Her boss at the time also lost a bet to James Doohan over a baseball game.
my high school math teacher is friends with the band Fun. like her husband went to college and is friends with Andrew Dost. they played at their wedding
My mom served Shaq in a burger king once; or rather, as a 5'2" woman, she says she served his belly button.
when I was in middle school I met gordon ramsey in the grand canyon parking lot and he was nice as hell
m. night shyamalan plays basketball with his buddies at the gym on the campus where my dad works. where my dad used to work, kenny chesney’s dad was on the athletic department staff.
I have had sex with the grandson of L. Ron Hubbard
danny smith is barely famous, but he is seriously trying to date/sleep with/marry my friend
i worked with the mother of crash, from crash and the boys, from scott pilgrim vs the world
iman met my makeup artist aunt a few times when they were younger, was a fan of her work and there are signed iman headshots in two [lastname] households
my mom hugged shemar moore in the montreal club in the 80s
My friend’s ex’s friend was roommates with Ryan Reynolds in college.
Step bro worked for Dale Earnhardt Jr. and one day drove Clint Eastwood around. Oh, and went to school with Nicolas Spark’s kid. Shame Nicolas is a huge colossal asshole. :l
